Legal Stuff
Terms of Service
By using MoriMori, you agree to be a responsible (or at least trying-to-be-responsible) plant parent. We provide gentle guidance, but ultimately, you're the one with the watering can.
1. Your Responsibilities: Water when reminded, don't panic when leaves yellow, and most importantly — don't give up after one mistake.
2. Our Promise: We will never judge you. We will never make you feel guilty. We will always be here to help, even at 3 AM when you realize you haven't watered your plant in two weeks.
3. No Guarantees: While we do our best to help your plants thrive, we can't guarantee immortality for your succulents. Plants are living beings with their own will to live (or not).
Privacy Policy
What we collect: Your email address (to send you gentle reminders and updates), and information about your plant (to personalize your experience).
What we don't do: Sell your data to plant nurseries, share your embarrassing plant death stories with anyone, or judge your watering habits.
Your photos: If you use our Shared Story feature, your plant photos are stored securely. They're yours, and you're always in control.
Cookies: We use minimal cookies to make the app work. No tracking cookies that follow you around the internet asking why your fern is dying.
Disclaimer
MoriMori is not a substitute for professional botanical advice. We're an emotional support app for beginner plant parents, not certified horticulturists.
If your plant is experiencing a serious crisis (root rot, severe infestation, existential dread), please consult a local plant expert or garden center.
Remember: Plants can't actually talk. The companion feature is for emotional support and motivation. If your plant starts talking back for real, that might be a different kind of problem.