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Your Apartment
Is A Plant
Graveyard.
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You bought that Monstera for the aesthetic and forgot it existed. We know. Let's fix that with zero effort and pure vibes.
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01.
SURVIVAL MODE
We do the math. You just follow orders. Scan plant -> Get schedule -> Keep it alive.
> No spreadsheets.
> No guessing.
VIBE CHECK PASSED
02.
THE PERSONALITY
Give your plant a personality. Is your Pothos "Sassy"? If you ignore it, expect rude notifications.
Message from: MONSTERA_DEL_REY
"I'm thirsty, you absolute walnut."
03.
DOPAMINE TRADE
Every time you water, you unlock an exclusive 2-minute "Micro-Chill" session.
You water them,
we water you.
we water you.
The Internet
Is Pressed.
@sadplantdad_24
"My fiddle leaf fig literally bullied me into watering it today. 10/10 app."
Jaxon, NYC
"Finally kept basil alive longer than a week. I feel like a god."